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This programme contains very strong
language

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Jock says that when it comes to
women, you can't show any weakness

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and whatever the fuck you do,
never, ever apologise.

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How many times do
I have to say I'm sorry?

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it would suit me better if ya just

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fucked off and didn't speak to me
ever again. It was an accident!

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Ya punched my father in the face?!

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What if de next time ya
"accidentally" punch me in de face?

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Yer too tall.

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Jock also says women usually mean

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the exact opposite of what they say.
Like...

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Would ya fuck off
and leave me alone?!

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Ya don't shift someone
and pretend it meant nothin'.

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whether I like 'em or not.

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But it felt so meanin'ful.

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Dat's just how I do it.

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I can't help it if fellas, like you,
act mental after it.

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I think I've a plan.

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Remember de last time ya had a plan?

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storin' shit until we sell it.

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Ah, yer a genius, boy!

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DOG BARKS

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Get out ma gaff,
ya little fuckin' pricks!

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I'm pretty sure dis plan will work.

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Let's just talk it true,
what is it?

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we might decide

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it's a shit plan and not do it.

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Conor! Shit.

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Ya both want us to fuck off
and stop annoyin' you, right?

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Yes.
Finally, it's gettin' through.

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No problem.
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On one condition...

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We get one day to try
and change yer mind.

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One whole day without ya
running away from us.

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The four of us together.

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Fuck dat. Tink about it.

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to tolerate us,

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or else we'll annoy de livin' shit
out of ya for the rest of de year.

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Give us a second.

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Dis is a brutal idea.

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One day isn't enough to break dem.

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Come on, yer de one dat's good at
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We get a whole day.

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If we add up all de five minutes
dat we're getting at the moment

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dat's like a year's
worth of time all compressed.

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Oh, I didn't tink about it like that
actually.

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When?

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We'll take a doss day.

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Haven't you used up
all your sick days?

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One more and ya might have to
repeat by Junior Cert.

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Fuck de Junior Cert,
yer more important.

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SHE MOUTHS

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What about yer da?

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After tomorrow, ya can't talk to us,
ya can't even look at us.

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As ya wish, my love.

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And stop with dat love shit.

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As ya wish.

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9am - at de back school gates?

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If I'm ever a parent, der'll be none
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Whatever my kid wants to do,
I'm goin' to be supportive.

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Not a chance in hell are you
gettin' dat tattooed across yer
back.

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Just cos already
don't like LCD Sound System.

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What's with de third plate?

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Anthony? Yes, Anthony.

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Tony? Tony?
Sergeant Tony Healy.

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Healy?! Yes, Healy!

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Are you and him...?

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Jesus, no...

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We're just...friends.

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Do ya know how fucked up dat is?

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Shut up, he'll hear ya.

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Go on, let him in.

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Hiya.
Hiya.

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What do you tink of dat?

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He wants to tattoo it across his
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It's spelled wrong.

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LCD?

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Can we not discuss dis
while we have a guest?!

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Sure, der's nothin' to discuss,
I'm gettin' it done.

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I bet dis was Jock's idea.

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It's actually my idea.

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Ye two are a pair of fuckin'
idiots, do you know that?

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Get back in here for yer dinner!

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Fuck you! Fuck you, too!

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More for us.

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It's just one doss day.
All the other kids take doss days.

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and all the other kids' parents,

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they're not
principal of the school.

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Dat wasn't our fuckin'
choice now was it.

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Say that again?
Did I miss a family meeting?

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Since when was it OK
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I wonder where
she gets that from. Fuck off.

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SHE SNIFFS

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What now?

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Nothin'.

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You're getting
tears all over yer chips.

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Ya have no idea how hard it is bein'

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with you as principal.

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We get picked on every day.

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It's just one doss day,
so we can act like normal kids.

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At least we're tellin' ya about it
and not doin' it behind yer back.

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SHE MOUTHS

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Tanks.

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I always know
when Jock has somethin'

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serious on his mind cos he does
the same ting over and over.

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What's wrong wit ya?

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Tinkin' 'bout me mam.

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She died two years ago today.

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Sorry bhoy.

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Tanks.

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Jock's mam was like two parents
rolled into one. She had to be.

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Cos his da is only good at one
thing...

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Ya can't be thinkin' about yer dead
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Ya gotta be happy and smiley.

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Back a little.

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Bikes? Do we look like we're
dressed for bikes?!

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What are ya doing wearin' that?

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Ya said we'd be doin' nice tings.

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And dese are our nice clothes,
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Look, I like dat slutty stuff,
it's just it's 9am in de mornin'...

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Where did ya tink we were goin'?

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Dis is not a good start to the day.

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I can't help but help feel a little
bit proud that Principal Walsh has
me mam on speed dial.

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You mean he's not there?

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Eh...
Yes, he is... He's not well.

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He's reached the maximum amount of
sick days allowed in any one year.

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Yeah, we're all very worried,
hopefully he'll pull through.

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he'll... Tanks. Bye.

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..that he'll have to resit the
Junior Cert...

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Hello? Hello, Ms MacSweeney?

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They are only the days I got caught.
The real number's 42.

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Pick up, ya little bollocks!

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It's Mam. Tink she knows I'm gonna
doss before I do.

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It's Conor. You know what to do.
Do it fuckin' now.

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Call me back, ya little prick.

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Come on, will ye? Hurry up!

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beautiful adventure.

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I bet he's gone with Jock to
get dat retarded tattoo

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plastered across his back.

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Do ya know how much dat'll cost
to get removed?

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name from my backside

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and it was only dat size.

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Do you have a picture of Conor?

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What for?

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He's a minor, he has to be
over 18 by law to get a tattoo.

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I'll let all the parlours know
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if they even put one fucking
dot of ink on his back.

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You'd do dat?

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I'm a member of the Garda Siochana.
It's my duty.

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Thanks.

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Some dickheads are after stealin'
our bikes.

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leave them unattended in yer garage.

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See these lads? No.

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Me chain's after comin' off.

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Were ya back peddlin' again?

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Wat if I was? It just means we'll
have to keep stoppin'

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which is a bit of a waste of time

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when we could be doin'
more fun stuff.

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Wat's wrong with ya?

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I got this bike tinkin' it would be
good cos it had suspension,

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but it still hurts me arse, like.

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bruise in the shape of the saddle.

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How de ye check it?

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How everyone checks it.

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Go to the doctor? No. I'm not havin'
a doctor look at my arsehole.

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I put the mirror on the floor and
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So you saw yer arse crack and yer
arsehole and everything there?

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Don't tell me you never look!

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Dat's disgustin'!

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I'm just sayin', even a child knows
not to backpedal on a gear bike.

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Did I ask to
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If I had known we were cyclin'
bikes I wouldn't have worn heels.

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And if I don't backpedal my fuckin'
heels fall off, all right?!

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No need to fuckin' shout.

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Do ya want a kick?

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Fuck!

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Conor!

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If he sees these bikes we're fucked.
Cycle, quick!

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Wat's wrong with de bikes?

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We borrowed dem. From who?
Not sure, that's the problem.

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We're cyclin' stolen bikes?!

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I know, excitin', isn't it? Come on!

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I can't get me
feet in the fuckin' hoops.

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Ya don't need to, just fuckin'
pedal, will ya!

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Fuck's sake!

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All women need to see is a bit of
skin to get dem in the mood.

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wearing it.

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Why not?

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Cos dere's perverts around.

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Where?

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I'm talkin' about the pair of ye,
idiot!

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Come on, get changed?

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Not a fuckin' chance.

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here, then?

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Good question.

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How do ya tink things are goin'
with them?

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All right. Dey're still talkin'
to us which is the main thing.

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Shit, der lookin', der lookin'.

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Makes yer dick look bigger, warm it
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BOTH: What are you doing, bhoy?!
What the fuck!

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Why did ye do that?

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I was warmin' up mine.
Same.

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THEY LAUGH

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Oh, my God!

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De ye want to never talk about that
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It's just cos the height,
I got confused. Me too.

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Jock says I sound like a little
girl when I jump off tings. But
that's total bullshit.

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CONOR SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL

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What's he doin'?

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Dat doesn't look like swimmin',
it looks like he's drownin', slowly.

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He's still learnin'.

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Is he all right? Should we throw him
a life ring?

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This is so embarrassing!

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We'll give him another minute.

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Go 'way, don't talk to me!

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What?

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Stand above you
until those people are gone.

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I brought a picnic.

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And just as we're making great
progress with the girls...

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Who did that?

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We did.

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Dey were rotten.

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We've been doin' nothin'
but nice tings for you all day

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'n' all yer doin' is flingin'
it back at us.

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You haven't done wan nice
ting for us,

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you've just bin draggin' us
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Yer showin' yer true colours.

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What colors are they?

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Selfish, bitchy colours.

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Fuck dis, I've had enough.

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His mam's dead two years today.

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Come on, let's go to de graveyard.

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No, yer supposed to be havin' fun.

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I would have had the sandwich, just
don't like cheese.

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I can take the cheese out and leave
you with chicken.

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I like chicken.

252
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Same.

253
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Thanks. It's all right.

254
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grave is such a strange ting to do.

255
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It's kinda like visitin'

256
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someone at der house when you known
they're not in.

257
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I guess we all just need somewhere
to go when the person we've lost

258
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is on our mind, rather than then
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259
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in our memories over and over again.

260
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:55,800
What?

261
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Me yes.

262
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It's bin a shit enough day without
bumpin' into that prick.

263
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:16,680
Come on.

264
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,000
What was she like?

265
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,040
A bit of a joker.

266
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She thought she was hilarious.

267
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Like when we went to order
a Chinese takeaway

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and she'd put on a Chinese accent
and say...

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"That's the 'wong' order,
I ordered the 'Young Dumb Fuck'."

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Or Indian...

272
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"Last time I ate here I spent the
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273
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She was lovely, though.

274
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,280
The best.

275
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She's so young. How did she die?

276
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She drowned.

277
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Her car was parked
by the slipway in Passage.

278
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Dey never found de body.

279
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,680
So, she's not here?

280
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:11,720
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281
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,640
So she's buried here?

282
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,040
No. But she's here.

283
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,440
I'm confused, how can she be both.

284
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,720
Is she here or not?

285
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Yes, but no.

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we reached the shore

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Her favourite song.

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Oooh-hooo

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And you give

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298
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With or without you

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308
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See ya later, Mom.

309
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,840
There's nothin' worse than going to
the trouble of stealin' a load

310
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of bikes only to have some thievin'
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311
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Fuck!

312
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,920
Get back here, ya thievin'
little pricks.

313
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,000
Fuck off!

314
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,960
At least give us
a crosser back into town!

315
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,480
Go away and kiss me mam's hole!

316
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,440
Do you have you got any money for
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317
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Sayin' sorry is one of dem tings
that must get harder as you get
older.

318
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:18,600
Like, it's not often you hear a
50-year-old say sorry to a
two-year-old.

319
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,880
But when older people do say sorry,
they usually mean it.

320
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,160
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321
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,120
Hey!

322
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,040
Fuck off, bhoy!

323
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,120
Stay where you are, you're under
arrest!

324
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,560
Stop fuckin' movin'!
Stop fuckin' movin'!

325
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,800
Serves ya right, ya thievin' little
pricks!

326
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,080
Fuckin' stupid cunt!
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327
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,680
Fuckin'...

328
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,120
Dat could have bin us.

329
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,400
Could have bin, would have bin,
should have bin, but...

330
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,880
..it wasn't.

331
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,120
Conor, how many times has stuff
nearly happened to us,

332
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,080
but den didn't happen in the end?
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333
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,080
Something nearly happen to us nearly
every single day, and den doesn't.

334
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,760
If everythin' dat nearly happened
to us, actually happened...

335
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,160
We'd have way too much stuff to do.

336
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,800
Fuck it anyway!

337
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,560
Wat's wrong wit ya?

338
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,440
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a day you'll remember for de

339
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rest of yer lives, and cos ya
spent it with us you'd remember

340
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:05,480
us for de rest of yer lives, instead
we spent it cryin' at de graveyard.

341
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:10,600
Not every day turns out the way you
expect, but it wasn't a bad day.

342
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,480
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WHISTLES BLOWING

343
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,400
What's dat noise?

344
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,560
Sounds like a football match
or something.

345
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,240
Come on, let's see who can gob off
the bridge de furthest.

346
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,080
THEY HOCK UP SALIVA INTO THEIR
MOUTHS

347
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,080
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348
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,600
One...

349
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,240
..two...

350
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,600
..tree...

351
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,120
Is dis actually happenin'?! Fuck!

352
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,560
Holy fuckin' shit!

353
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,640
Sorry for spittin' on you,
whale family.

354
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:08,080
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the family of orcas have decided to

355
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,320
make a trip right
into the heart of Cork city.

356
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:14,040
Crowds of spectators have
gathered around to catch

357
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,640
a glimpse of these giant fish.

358
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,560
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witnessed the spectacular events

359
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,760
of today. Can you tell me a bit
about what you saw?

360
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:28,280
Der BLEEPING flippers came flying
out of de BLEEPING water.

361
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,360
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362
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,880
No, de BLEEPING ting at de end,
whatever dey BLEEPING call it.

363
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,560
I've never seen a BLEEPING
whale before.

364
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:34,640
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365
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,640
Big BLEEPING, BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP!

366
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:41,840
BLEEPING hell!

367
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,520
Well, I think that says it all.
Back to you in the studio.

368
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,200
I suppose I'll see you later?

369
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,600
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370
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,200
Remember the deal - no talkin' to me
after today.

371
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,280
Yeah. OK.

372
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,320
You just said... Shh!

373
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,200
No talkin'.

374
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,120
As you wish.

375
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,440
Dis was me first time spendin'
a whole day with a woman other

376
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,640
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Feelin' pretty confident.

377
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,880
So I... Sorry.

378
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,800
Don't know why I shouted that.

379
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,400
So I was just going to say...

380
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,240
You know cos...

381
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,880
Because they're goin' to be hangin'
out together loads now and stuff,

382
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,520
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going to be, um...

383
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,680
..kind of just really lonely and sad
all the time.

384
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:20,000
Because you don't have another
friend now, I was thinkin' that I
could maybe...

385
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:26,320
Kind of like swoop in like
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386
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,280
And chat to you so you're not lonely
in school and stuff.

387
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,760
Only if you want to, like?

388
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,120
I'm not bothered if you're not.
But, please...

389
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,520
Der's 500 other pupils in de school.

390
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,280
Why would I want to hang out wit
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391
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:48,320
Yeah. Of course, yeah, stupid.

392
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,400
All right, then.

393
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,360
Yeah. I'm just fuckin' with ya.

394
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,040
You... Ah, ha-ha! Great!

395
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,200
Talk to you tomorrow? Yeah.

396
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,200
See you tomorrow. See you later.
Ha-Ha!

397
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,760
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398
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,200
I wonder wat dey're doin'
so close to land.

399
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,080
Dey were just talkin'
about it dere...

400
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,680
Apparently de mother's not
feeling well, and dey come to shore

401
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,000
when it's time to pass away.

402
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,040
She's gonna die?

403
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,920
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WITH OR WITHOUT YOU PLAYS

404
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,560
Your mam's been
looking for you all day.

405
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,360
Come on, let's get you home.

406
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,920
CONOR: I tink dere's somethin'
inside everyone that connects them

407
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,000
to their mam, in a way dat yer not
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408
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,160
Did you get yer tattoo?

409
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:03,760
Fuck's sake.

410
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,480
Even if dey wreck yer head most of
the time.

411
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,040
Go on, son, let me see it.

412
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,080
It's only when ya picture yer mam
gone dat ya realise how much

413
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,360
ya like dem bein' around.

414
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,480
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415
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,160
It's beautiful.

416
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,840
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